The best-quality gong

POKEMAN FITE

Newly-risen Christ gettin crunk and rolling in booty

Kiwis and grapes are bullshit

A Jew at the top of the Christmas tree

Birthday in spaaace

Cloud-man and Earth-man uniting under the sun.

You, in 10 years' time

The Enlightened Shoe

Robot monkey doesn't need bananas

NOT ALLOWED!

UPS delivery guy don't take no shit from no-one