Global warming has finally gotten to the point that the Sun is now only a mere 4 feet away from the Earth. People use it to heat soup.

White, Kwanzaa-celebrating hipster.

Pretty sure that's Kevin Federline.

Cool American banana explaining to upset English banana that American football is way better than cricket.

A duck heading to the florist. It should be noted that this duck has fingers.

Not if I beat them to it!

The Soviet Union collapsed 20 years ago.

I think the drugs are kicking in.

A girl horse and a boy horse having good, Christian fun.

Turtle puts clearly false information on a resume.

Extreme close-up shot of elephant's trunk blowing a bubble through a bubble wand.

Portal whales holding hands and swimming with balloons.