Yellow people say Ja, while a grey person says Nein while dribbling a basketball.

A blonde stick figure threatens to smash an infant with a hammer, while another, quite miniature, blonde stick figure begs for mercy.

Doodle or Die

a dinosaur factory

A man with a hat tells a duck who is standing on a lilypad that no one loves him

Disgusting face man endlessly laughs out loud.

a man with a square head, letters for eyes, lipstick on his lips and a red zigzag on his forehead.

College Dude's beer funneling plan is ruined by a clog.

New Chain

gosh darnit

New Chain

Mr. T with a miniature Shrek in his hand.

Doodle or Die

A little girl lost in the woods feels pretty.

A bearded lady on a stage.

New Chain

adolf hitler with a microphone in his hand

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