Stephen Hawking made it into heaven.

Poorly rendered scene from Inception.

Doodle or Die

Sad Pony is sad because you don't like ponies.

Mr. Peppermint is ready for his big date!

Mutant unicorn with its horn on the tip of its snout looms over a young woman and her pink karaoke microphone.

man vomits up a hot dog while fondling a purple, ethereal mass.

superman weeps at the sight of a huge fucking spider on his wall.

Alien crashed his spaceship. Fuck.

A mystical being somehow manages to piss into three cups at once. Without missing! I wish my boyfriend could do that...

Dark as night. The stage is set...

cake is a lie

clown emerges from a pool and chases a goldfish onto the deck.

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