Doodle or Die

A tongue looms towards a monkey shaped jar of honey which tells it "f*** you, tongue bi***" The background is the letter A multiple times

Doodle or Die

Shrek has a pet cat and says "I'm no a dead man" (i think)

During a music lesson a wee boy is told he sucks by his teacher who has huge boobs but no arms or feet

Doodle or Die

A hungry hippo is visibly upset by a lizard doing the limbo

Twins are in agreement about fucking each other

A rosy cheeked boy says "leave the nice young kid alone, you fuck"

The most overused emoji

An ant flattened by a baseball

An alien stands outside its wrecked tripod throwing its arms up in annoyance

Obese man is happy that a new eatery is opening soon

A very small leaf and an egg yolk

Octopus burger

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