Hot dog race. The red one is winning. Finally, he can pay for his wife's healthcare.

American demographics in 2070

John Kerry

A small, cool, hollow, serenely tucked in a cliffside behind a gently tumbling waterfall. This is a place for contemplation - for pondering.

A nasty woman.

Godzilla turned over a new leaf after six months of intensive shock therapy. "I love buildings now," he cries, to the joy of his handlers.

Fluffy cylinder foreplay.

A bearded man in a grey gown cries, "You're a person Harry!" Pac Man is not convinced. He will eat the man anyway.

A ghost curses loudly at the dinner table, infuriated by yet another meal of nothing but chicken soup.

A pig lies next to a man on a grassy field. Giant red letters spelling "NewsTV" float above them.

red feet

A black adolescent shoots a Caucasian man in the head, killing him, while exclaiming, "SHIEET." He is holding the gun upside-down.