Draw the last person you texted, butt naked.

an alligator jizzing itself

Sherlock Holmes smoking a "bubble pipe"

a hobbit stealing gandalf's underwear

An old man who's lack of haircuts and shaving has caused his hair to grow wild and completely cover his face.

I have no idea what the fuck that is supposed to be. So you can draw a really chubby hedgehog eating cake instead.

Captain America and Iron Man "swapping saliva" <3

Issac Newton eating ground pepper

a very green kawaii desu face :3

A girl is very upset by her period coming a little too early this month.

A Boobah/Grimace hybrid wearing a fucking dapper bowtie

Holmes and Watson sharing pasta, ala Lady and the Tramp style