A nerd wants to take a tutorial on how to start a fight

A crazy black man smoking a blue cig

NO! In big, black writing.

The jail-cell door has a face

What is with all the PONIES?

Sleep.

The butterfly is pissed as the flying scissors cut off it's antenna

L E in orange

Two jellyfish make love

A cake with four candles has the word "RAGE" written on it.

A shifty-looking dog wearing glasses and a trench coat (perhaps he's a citizen) reads the book.

A cyclops-alien says: "See? I don't I don't", with an odd lack of punctuation. Get your grammar right, cyclops-alien!