A man has the ability to will giant Goldfish™ Crackers out of his finger.

Big, sexy, dumb, juicy melons.

A man.

Knuckles agreeing to bury Sonic with his teddy that strangely resembles Tails.

Ben Bernanke drools over his newly acquired pile of gold that he keeps hidden in his Jew-vault in fear of the public finding out he loves it

Apocalypse Now Redux: Redux (replace every character's face with Gary Barlow)

Glenn's death in Issue 100 of The Walking Dead (spoilers)

Sad clown crying next to a bottle of bourbon and an abstract cloud figure that's resembles the beginnings of a cartoon dog

Django Unchained: now with leaves

2001: A Space Honda Odyssey

An uncircumcised finger with very oddly placed testicles and/or a cannon blowing wind whistles a tune deadly enough to kill anyone who hears.

The Stroke's new album "Comeback Machine"