He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Segway rolling up. It was a boy.

a boy calmly assured him that most man-eating capybaras turn red before mating, yet albino cats usually scandalously panic *after* mating.

a curly haired angry blonde woman screaming at a dying man

a sun smoking a classy gentleman's pipe with a blue j coming out of it

sphirical[sic] planet

a man with too many legs

a man excited over a rose

ASH KETCHUM IN A POWERPUFF GIRLS COSTUME

A HUNGRY CATERPILLAR

DOLAN ADN GOOBY PLAYEN NAD HANVEN FUN

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.

MENTLEGEN