This is stupid and dumb so I'm going to ignore it.

Pacman sobs. Red letters come from his mouth, spelling "why."

John from homestuck.

Attempted rape?

A lamp emits yellow triangles from two sides, and rests on a poorly drawn table.

The all seeing yellow eye with a crooked pupil, surrounded by a blue and purple cloud-like thing, for emphasis.

A cat meows.

Jedediyah is a criminal.

Jimmy, a pink, faintly sexual-looking, cashew-shaped, many-legged, orange-striped creature, throws a pink and blue beach ball.

Gray hates White, who resembles cocaine.

When it's sunny, Johann is a caterpillar. But when the sun has one less ray, he becomes bacon.

a fish with a doughnut attached to its head sits, bored.