Yeah, pearl the new [hideous] curtains look great, except the special kid down the street threw feces on the window again.

Mr. Pickle thinks Mrs. Pickle may have been cheating on him with Pac-Man, the moment he sees his new twins.

A burned piece of toast with two fried egg whites and a slice of ham on it, connected with coat hanger in the shape of and 'x' to a hotdog.

A mad scientist and his creation marvel at what they have done.