Don't you know about the bird?
Shaggy is attacked by a large snake bursting from his pants
Can't Stonk the Gronk!
Too many new chains... Enjoy a free draw.
Kermit the frog holding a giant load of bread
Man pisses in triangle's mouth
the toy will come
POV: The Sun rising between two mountains. The Sun looks on in awe, but we cannot see what is causing this look of befuddlement.
So, there's this girl that I really like. She said she would have sex with me if only if I let her poop on me. what should I do?
Pikachu sticking a fork in an outlet (the newest fad that all the school kids are doing) and burns his tail off. He dies via electrocution.
Kaishinikov's GAY Vodka: It's the vodka that makes you gay! (tm)
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NO SPIDER BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!!!
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