Angry gold bar threatens you with a dagger. The dagger's blade appears to have actually slid a couple inches off the hilt.

A bedraggled cat-like devil waits in the doorframe, waiting, waiting for the next foolish human to stumble into it's path...

...So, you remember that time where everybody shrunk and got stuck in those prototype giant portals?

The dinosaur apocalypse: They kill not only with their guns, but with the insane, haunted look in their eyes.

Well...I'm a LITTLE mad...but in the MAD way.

Apparently humanity has evolved to have giant noses, tiny eyes, and huge ropes of hair. We all knew it would happen someday in 2112.

Girl with mismatched eyes, long neck and huge lips wants to know that she is pretty.

Teacup is overflowing. Also, the table on which it sits upon reads "Girls Drinking Tea."

The Bananalord rides a Voldicorn into battle while throwing popcorn at the enemies, as a snake in the background steals the throne.

Green duck wakes up one morning with an ominous pink line around its chest.

Robber with black hood drapes noodles over his/her head and envisions a blue fridge eating a cupcake-like object.

"Well...it seems the portal cannot support someone of your...generous...ness. You look great, by the way. Very healthy."