A man trained extensively in gorilla warfare adds another to his kill list as a result of an internet insult.

Batman is summoned to rescue the empty white void

Plan 9 from outer space

Bulbasaur smokes his fellow grass type pokemon to raise his special defense

a newly-wed couple spends the morning wondering why the husband still owns a race car bed.

A homeless man sits near a recently sealed portal to oblivion in the fetal position, glad that the bad times are finally over.

The apparent catchphrase of the Japanese Ronald McDonald .

A child with downs syndrome plays with two toy trucks wondering if he'll ever grow his face in.

Adam Jenson didn't ask for this, but is annoyed at the guy over there who did.

Something ridiculously complicated

an average member of the /v/ community has a piece of paper he is too distracted to read

A strange anime school-girl refuses to accept that the legal age is 18