Someone checks a disc strapped to their wrist, which shall permanently say it's Adventure Time.

A surprised and rotund green man holds up his arms and a white flag, signalling surrender.

A boy cries with a small furry animal in his mouth, pointing down while somehow saying "SRY scabbers"

A Raichu silently cries tears of anger while standing on its hindlegs

Neo-North Korea's Gundam for the 14th Annual Gundam Fight

A stickman slits his wrist, performing a dark ritual to empower Justin Bieber

A stick man pets his snake.

A man with hollow eyes throws his arms in the air and does a high kick, as a red circle points out his untied shoe.

Spooky Skeletons giving up on their dreams of spooking people and finally settling down with a normal human wife and a real job.

Master Asia, the Undefeated of the East, fighting an army

A man in a tie confesses his profound hatred for EM while smoke comes out of his ears. His conversational partner is not interested.

A long haired individual without legs holds a bottle whilst playing Doodle or Die, next to a picture of what appears to be interracial sex.