obese duck

VOID VOID VOID

buckeyes

DAMBURGER

In Soviet Russia, vodka black out on you!

Yes, I DEFINITELY have breast cancer. You're my favorite customer! YOURE TEARING ME APART, LISA

Honeycomb of FACES

MC Hammer, Mom's spaghetti.

Satanic vulva

Mr. Heinz 57 learns that his wife has been unfaithful, allowing Mr. French's Mustard to tongue punch her fart box. The bastard child? Mayo.

Mess with the claws, you get fucked up in the jaw(s)

Mafia-mob-shark's inner conscience tells him that smoking is bad, but that gunning down an elderly ninja turtle with a machine gun is good