We told Willy that eating too much rice would eventually make him fat but he didn't listen. Now he's so big, people can see him from space!
In the new edition of D&D, Trolls no longer possess regenerations, instead they get monocles, top hats and truffles to buff their classiness
The winning entry from Japan's 'Funky New Flag Design' competition
A weird strong creature requests that you be more specific
drake eating slim-shady's churros
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Mickey mouse cries before the ashes of the deceased Pluto
A crime commiting ant carrying a living potato makes a stupid assumption
An eye family ignores the wet floor sign while the father carries grass towels
No clue
Moldy house is melting
I need a dollar, dollar, dollar that's all I need.... though five would be nice....
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