A man has slaughtered many people, but only 4 of them had good hearts.

A man in the background savagely noms on bacon while the man in the foreground is sad because he is hungry and has no bacon

The entire Earth is gay. Space wants to fuck it

A tree that is angry but yet refuses to say bad words so instead it says crap instead of shit

A flower that's really a guy stuck in a flower crying for help because the sun is evil and going to kill him

Superman demands justice by throwing eggs at a floating backwards L

Batman is crying. Probably because his legal guardians are not alive.

The devil says there's more to being evil than just punching people.

Raichu

The duck really wants his fucking grapes

These blue jeans are angelic

A bear with a top hat and bow tie offers a man clad in purple a pizza, but alas, the pizza lacks the correct tomato sauce