Classy testicles with rat-tail.

Father could never love the bastard son birthed by his cheating, pineapple-loving, whore of a wife.

Jack Skellington trying on flesh to impress Sally for Valentine's Day.

Pac-Man doing the laundry.

A terrified spider being crushed under rolled parchment most likely containing the daily news.

Baby Hitler, still not accepted as artist.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "So, do you know how to drive this thing?"

Murder in the mirror in the red room, pumpkin head.

A lemon-esque poison dart frog sitting on a large green leaf and accompanied by a blue question mark.

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Best breakfast ever.

Doodle or Die

Human centipede evolves naturally and is slightly disappointed.

New Chain

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