unripe watermelon crosses over to the dark side and cracks bad jokes.

This cotton-candy boat is being tragetted by a torpedo being fired by the present of a shoe.

fly one says to fly two, "this poop is not good enough."

a marshmellow had his eyes sewn shut and this affected his ability to brush his teeth that have now rotted, sails a ship made out of poop.

a suffocating man is about to fall on a cardboard robot and a circumcised hand, having a conversation.

this UFO is powered by the suction of human farts

this dancing man thinks that god is lame

sneaky worm eyeing medidating tomato

this pirate has been having too much tea

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