KID CAT KILLS MAN HEAD TRUCK!

my boyfriend

THAT FUCKING STAPLE

a bacon & lemon strip woven basket

A man drowning in a cupcake

A metal detector and a turd.

A doctor giving the terrible news to a monstrous balloon

An alcoholic, cheese eating surrender snake

A jar of jizz firing an arrow into a fridge

MMMMM THOSE PORKY PECTORALS. THOSE BACON ABS.

Definitely not a penis. Maybe an elephant's trunk.

An orange gelatinous blob sprays darts at a beach covered with monstrous mushrooms

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