I BROKE UP WITH MY X-GIRL, HERES HER NUMBER. PSYCH! THAT THE WRONG NUMBER

EGG MAN GETIN DANK BY THE MINUTE, GOIN TO SHREK SANICS ASS, READY 420 NOSCOPES WIT ROBOTS, SONIC Y U USE AIMBOTS

WHAO, IM SO HIGH, IVE BEEN SMOKING TOO MUCH WEED AND EATING DORITOS, DAT IS SUM MLG SHIUT THERE, 420 NOSCOPES, 420 MUSHROOM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so today i was driving in my car, and by car i mean CAR-d board box, i see this old lady with the most butiful toaster, ive ever seen

a guy with a gun who tries to shoot another guy with a gun but finds out that hes a dog then the dog is now a cat and the cat dies, the end.

a birthday cake and a hotdog as a candle

i see all

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shrek is love, shrek is lofe

spider mouse

the shrek ufo attacks spiderman!

A BAG OF DAT KUSH YOU BOUGHT LAST WEEK

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MLG QUICKSCOPED 420 BLAZZE IT

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