Discriminatory behavior at cheese eaters.

The evolution of worms involve growing massive talons on their faces to fight off winged predators.

Matcha tea.

Throw water on Trump, and he'll melt away like his morality.

Doodle or Die

Artistic indecision. Might as well die.

Doodle or Die

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New Chain

An alternate universe where everything is the same but everything is THE CLOWN.

A very long cat sucking an ice cream horn.

A sentient windmill shattered little Billy's knee caps with a shovel and left him for dead miles away from his homestead.

Vote Vexus for leader of the new age. The fate of the universe is in your vote.

Someone's dentures laying in dirt.

A potato thrown at sound barrier-shattering speeds at a clueless robot.

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