Mario bending over at a 90 degree angle with a 9 foot shit hanging from his ass

Urine raining down from above on an alert frenchman uttering "Aww Shit"

I shiggy diggy

Pluto, personified as a blues brother, suddenly loses all velocity, thereby accelerating towards the sun via gravity. He's cool about it.

a woman in a polka dot dress shoving giving a rapidash a prostate exam. A negro watches

a sting ray is confused by a whale having intercourse with a pair of legs so he shits lava and seaweed

Nympho pig wife suddenly gets way into sadism

"Why am I being magnetized to a bowling ball? I have whiskers. FUCK!"

Op's first orgasm described as the sensation of falling from orbit as he lies in his bed

Woman cancer patient wants to suck cock but is bald

Anal beads substituted for Mardi gras beads

A metaphor for a troubled young man's life with a microbaseball bat