This duck just wants some friends.

A circular American Flag, with too many stripes and too few stars, is wearing sunglasses and is on fire.

Wumbo?

A man looking for a job in the paper, dreaming of being a singer.

Concentration camp.

France.

A spiral-eyed stick man throwing up orange liquid with yellow streaks and flakes of purple, green, and red, saying "BLEEERG."

A useless piece of sh*t.

Man with a scratch-n-sniff porn.

Xbox and a porn game.

Flying penguin.

A man who takes steroids, who is pissed off because he doesn't have a clue.