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theres a scene on a beach an argument over a catch phrase and a hidden goldfish being peed on in the picture the sun is horrified

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wat the goldfish doin?

the moon is conspiring to yeet an entire toilet at earth

a dolphin on a moped impresses a crowd <3 safety first

an ant commits arson on a mushroom home and curses to the sky

girlfriend forces boyfriend to watch The Notebook again and again

i can already smell the cheeto puff dust and hear the porn in the background as he tries to keep it low because his mom is right upstairs

fetus jimmy living happily off of his mothers weird button craving

16 years down the road after a strange 3 sum their child attempts suicide

sex pan very purple vibe