An eight-bit nintendo game involving a fellow with a sword. Alas, he lacks any foes. He is lost and alone in this bleak world. No purpose.

The blue pacman ghost is in love with an idea. She will never find her dream man because she sets the scale too high.

Superman jumping off of a building with two bowling balls to see if it makes him fall faster. He was dead wrong. Weight doesn't worklikethat

Cheap Sofa sales pitch. They secretly hide ear wigs in them on purpose, though. They have a deal with the bug killer guys. :(

Muslim Nasa suicide rams into earth, but earth has a shield!

Conjoined twin World Trade Centers talking about how hard life is.

Diet Coke beating up normal Coke. Aspartame pride, world wide.

The sun and Jupiter look jealously at the earth smoking a cigarette.