I'm Thorin, son of Thrain, king under the mountain

Superman has no arm, just an extra finger

Half elephant, half duck

Car with no roof cause it got blown off

Sad guy wants a big surprise

Angry grandma makes m&m cookies

Stupid idiot decides to jump out of a safe airplane and decides it's bad idea while falling

Asshole

Keep it PG

Got called up to the board cause he was sleeping during class

Turtle dragon to the rescue!

A horse