Kaka-carrot-cake....When i was just a little boy...He..didn't invite me to his birthday party...!
A black and white green eyed cat
A unicorn gets it's tongue pierced by a gnome, as the zombie decides to take a nap.
Yes! My boss lost his BIG green nose!
a large hairy muscular man wearing a red dress too short to cover his massive long flaccid finger
owl singing to insomniac panda
Batman is denied a bank loan
DIE CAKE DIE!!!!!
india deal
SERv bot is confused cuz his damn program won't compile. hell, it won't even work.
watermelon massacre
Pepsi can with legs (sexy ones)
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