A pretty bird and unicorn are making popcorn over a campfire. They seem intrigued. Or maybe it's virgin soup.

Gordon Ramsay is upset that someone gave him a flower instead of flour.

The tabby cat wasn't feeling well. It had a fever, and the icepack did little to relieve the heat. What now? Loss of bladder control? Ugh!

Like the compass's needle, the waggling morning wood of a man will always point Northeast at 7am.

The growing schism between video gamers of a popular online picture-sharing forum, and the site called Reddit.

Seagulls fighting over who gets to play HALO 4 next.

Man running from lots of LOLs.

Spiderman sees his enemy(offscreen), but at that exact moment his enemy throws an eggplant at him! Still a better movie than Spiderman II

Doodle or Die

Someone sneezes all over a pringle balanced on a fork, and their tongue is hanging out afterwards as they look away from the dripping snot.

Mushroom sweating. Maybe Mario has been killing its wife, family, slaves, and friends.

A blue housecat and a red frog fight for the amusement of the yellow-eyed shadow overlord.

Gamer girl, and I don't mean a female videogamer, but attention whore. I mean she's holding a N64 controller talkin bout playin Call of Duty

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