poor octopus, being all alone, because all other octopi don't have kawaii eyes

le swan dans la foret

Congratulations! icecream sushi!

Nymphomaniac lesbian pickle

Fuck falling down the stairs

Luke skywalker can really defeat darth FATHER becaus hes his FATHER and win the galaxy

fire poop hates Hambuerger for not caring about psycho banana killing timmy in the newtown shootout

Teep, the lovable robot dinosaur

the s.s. russi, a russian oil tanker got hit by a lighthouse lazor and has wrecked on an iceberg

Teh dehtstar form starwurs with lazahs an lonly pingun

R4p3!!!! rape with big bla-STOP IT HARRY YOU SICK BASTARD!

Soldier, My painis can be used to create love! we need to deploy a sentry point on my ass with cupcakes. NOW.