Professor Mallard explains Pi.

Cat Tea party vs. Virgin Blue Man

A one armed, noseless amputee hallucinates about his pre-Vietnam War body.

$100 bets that idiot "Johnnywalker" did this..

One Leg Sue derps her way to school.

Doodle or Die

A yellow retard with an afro.

A superhero stands up to one of those obnoxious, motherfucking chain breakers... ((WHY DO THEY EVEN BOTHER!?!))

A lofty cardboard box floats in outer space. He is full of himself... but when he gazes upon Venus, he realizes he is really just shit.

A genius of the arts has bestowed upon us, his meager audience, a true gift. His latest abstract work: 'The Battle of the Blue Scribbles'.

A ginger with a red hat swims in a chocolate river.

Doodle or Die

Facebook.

A disembodied head asks water 'what are you you doing' on an atomic level.

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