Mexican jumping bean questions the Roman Catholic Church. It's only a matter of time before the inquisition catches up to our little buddy.

Well, as it turns out, the Titanic actually rammed a small boat, not an iceberg. Damn boat didn't get out of the way. Bitch ass boat.

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Man feels small when in the company of the gigantic mountain. All ambitions may be crushed. All hopes; destroyed at the sight of the mount.

Moses the Frenchman creates art of his country's flag.

Yankee Doodle went to town, but the lag was too high, so he left. Damn British hosted servers. High ping...

Kermit the Giant Green Bean flies away from its owner, who still holds onto its leash, crying. You gotta let go, man. Beans gonna be beans.

Passive stick man holds up a sign that reads, in red, "Blastoods". Whether he's petitioning or promoting said blastoods is unknown.

A simply astonishing work of craftsmanship depicting a rather obese woman holding the letter "D", capitol D, mind you.

A dumb dog decided to wish to be a Christmas tree for his present this year. Well, he got his wish, but no what?

Micky Mouse silhouette insignia producing the night sky from nothing. Perhaps he is what you might call "God"?

A poor, poor young woman begins to weep as her father finds her hardcore lesbian BDSM magazines under her bed.

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