Woke up this morning, and fell out of bed right onto my face.

Some kind of evil elfy dude.

You, in all of your rainbowy glory.

Three small elves scurry under a large mushroom to stay out of the rain.

A guy with a purple afro pick thinks Party Cactus is pretty wild.

I found a can of soup from the early 1940s. I opened it, and all that was inside was chunky green goop.

some kind of strange, cat/pig hybrid with a single nostril on its piggy nose

An escaped prisoner is decapitated when he tries to hide in a cave full of massive crystal formations.

Dreadful little imps have rigged your kitchen with booby traps while you were making your coffee. Good luck getting past the shark pit.

Mr. Blueshoes has a curly little mustache.

Me? I'm gay. Yourself?

horrible stinging giraffe bugs