YAASssss! I found the remote.

STEAmin' pooh head! tee hee hee.

Who is the hooded archer? Who is it??

one-eyed snake mascarades as playful puppy to entice the kids to Jimmy Saville's dressing room...

Thalidomide baby was destined to be called a flid throughout primary school

Angry blood droplet gets a left hook to the jaw..."Ouch!"

Not a kid: Who is a pile of stinking shit, kid? Kid: Pika! Not a kid: Pika? Kid: Pika! Not a Kid: Pika!

Lemon or Melon? This "ade" is a tasty rainbow sensation- FOR YOU!!!

"Who stole my eye-balls?", said the young feline

Paralympics winner confesses steroids turned him into a hedgehog

New Chain

It is that time of day when Jimmy Saville gets to party with Gary Glitter and the girls

Janey was wowing the crowds with her tasty licks on the magical 3-stringed axe

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