Uh-oh, man's water broke!

green man doesn't know who he is.

Hiccup help: drink a glass of water upside-down.

A shitty blond man holds his head to keep his few remaining brain cells where they belong.

Man loves ketchup so much he squirts an enormous glob of it into his mouth.

AAAAH IT'S A LIKE LIKE

man lies on grass, asleep.

man swallows a giant nose.

an armadillo climbing a ladder ponders his lonely and shitty existence.

a platypus and a basket

one eyed platypus (it's not a euphemism, it's seriously a one-eyed platypus)

Kermit rants about the stupidity of politics.

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