A depressed artist painted a picture of his love life with a gray caterpillar.

The sun finally decided to tell the gay soap that he was adopted

Dem mushrooms man...

Man wears red lipstick, but has extremely chapped lips, so he is also applies a brand if chap stick called 'Nos'

Charlie Sheen takes a bath in Nutella while Nicolas Cage sings in the shower in outer space.

Old woman with saggy boobs is distressed due to her bleeding bellybutton.

Captain Jack Sparrow believes his name to be Johnny, but fools no one, and randomly dies.

Asain dreams about math and enters the Syntax and has to fight for his life

Dinosaur lizard man loves this ordinary cat, but so does the mouse, and the cat is confused as to who to love, so he picks lil' wayne.

Pink octupus gets bitches because he is the pimp daddy who wears sunglasses indoors at night.

Sperm swimming around in a flower, BUT CAN'T FERTILIZE THE EGG BECAUSE THE ENEMY SPERM HAS CAPTURED IT

White man is scared because in the dark is where the black men with huge pink lips try to smother his face