a man is so happy he pisses out of his eyes

a guy removes his human costume to reveal that he is actually an armed slug with a bell for a head

society is threatened and harshly interrogated in a dark room

There is romance, somewhere. But not here.

a man overdoses on chocolate while sitting at his desk and dies with a chunk of wood balanced on his head

In an alternate universe, Hitler shaves his mustache and takes up a career in singing.

a complete, raving imbecile on the internet.

two men find out it's possible to stretch out their legs to ludicrous lengths in order to fit into giant pants.

A wrinkly man with a combover tries acid for the first time.

Edward Cullen's cheekbones are escaping.

an idiot forgot to bring his Gigaton Hammer to a fight and now he's screwed

two eyeless turtles vomiting chocolate

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