A person getting ready to climb a gigantic candy cane

A blue chupacabra

A British aristocrat complains that her hair is getting raped, and rightly so, as a monkey is trying to copulate with her hair.

Jonne is restrained from accessing energy drinks.

A fragile person being told to fuck off

Blue man witnessing an implosion.

A wolf..?

raindrop watching raindrop porn (or romantic comedy)

a cute pink octopus, in a cosy sleeping ba-oh wait, it's someone's pocket.

teenage girl crying because some boy keeps showing up in front of her face.

a shitting nose has shat in a public pool.

garden grass is scared by lawnmover closing in.