the boy hand finally found Gandhi inside a cave, the walls lined with his feces. then the boy took Gandhi and brought him to the zoo.

the officer then arrests JFK's true murderer, the creepy dagger wielding dwarf, and throws him into jail

Doodle or Die

well shaded dark knight

the rainbow space whale then plummets to earth, landing on the white house

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a rotary phone playing chess by himself

poor Tim got bit by snake again. he goes to the sink to rinse the wound

the police then break through the door, arresting the man kissing Gandalf's adopted daughter at the Christmas party

Dr. NoFace then retires to his study room to continue making ship-in-a-bottles, whilst his pet pacman grooms himself

the earthworm has finally got his way and killed all people

a line of coke on a blue table. "reality"

oscar the grouch about to get fired for yelling at kids

Doodle or Die

a mutant deer spewing out racist comments

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