The feeling you get when you take a shit after a long day of holding in the feces expulsion.

BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT

dat horse

A man gets testicular cancer after remaining on a radioactive island in the middle of the pacific ocean for over four years.

Jeffery the rabbit cries to his overweight and abusive mother, his brother Mike has been decapitated by an unknown force.

Hit the road bugs, and don't ya come back no more, no more NO MORE

This is commander Shepard and this is my favorite doodle on Doodle or Die

RASCLAT ME BROTHA

These are the words you should give at your wedding to the woman you 'love'.

Batman got a sniffed a bit too much of what the scarecrow's sellin'

It was a shame that the majestic purple bird was bathed in a layer of a banana's salty yet refreshing and sweet semen

The story of jack the wolf is a sad one. He never felt comfortable in his everyday doggy life. He wanted to be out in the wild again...