Eric Saade prepares the knife to literally stab himself in the back.

Radical dude with ski goggles and a face-ass gets the sneaking suspicion that he's being stalked.

I was gonna make this clever but I just can't. It's naked Shrek jerking off and saying "Bueno".

The McDonalds worker has had enough and starts shouting "DICKS!" at the customer who just exposed his erect member.

The Red Cross prepare their last line of defence against the brutal warlord "Mama Tiamat" and her army of children.

Brown flower blooms on the butt of a ghoul.

Red, undoubtedly haunted mask grows a beard.

Pink ghost with an enormous erect ear visits the stable boy one evening.

Ghostly wisp in a snowstorm has a brief moment satisfaction in her otherwise depressing life.

Garcian Smith carving a halloween pumpkin in a spooky graveyard.

Young Goten from Dragon Ball has been bitten by a hipster vampire and dons a shirt with a picture of Piccolo's dick on it.

Man with a baseball cap and an erect member stands before an enormous butt. A small black marble is all that lays between them.