Disembodied eye floating over verdant plains.

George Washington riding a moose?

Candle lighting attempt: Failed. Everything but candle lit on fire. Further practice required.

(Prince)ess Leia(f Erikson)

A young soldier is flabbergasted when a female tyrannosaurus begins to flirt with him.

Spacewolf finds true love.

Major grocery chain revels in it's hip and cool lingo-slinging.

Man with severe jaw deformity exclaims his lack of formal education.

Angry man with spider welded to pelvis rants about the evil within all mankind.

After being launched from the earth's surface, a confused man makes a safe landing on the moon due to a conveniently placed trampoline.

Coraline's fake mother attempts to explain why Coraline is missing half of her face.

Little man thinks of tea kettles as the sun shoots death beams across the sky.