wizardy herbert

leg so hot you fry an egg

The five elements: smoke, metal, plastic, meat, and sugar

A room of toddlers playing peacefully. Suddenly dinosaurs kick the door down and steal all the toys. It is the worst day.

batter base jumping

AMERICA

Remark about "KanyeWest99" bringing his sexuality into question

A licensed orphan killer exterminating several orphans to keep the population stable

Space shuttle is not actually in space but rather a blank void occupied only by five black lines

Plant is offended by a racist spider

Man is furious that his television is just a portal to the netherworld