'tis he, John

a small man wearing really large red pants

Morgan with his priorities in order and what appears to be a slight Oedipus complex

a kawaii shark attempts to make john abandon his friends and join him in eternal marine matrimony

Falchion is pretty big. at least a huge and a half

a bird in shades is living the sensitive thug life

Chrominous background music

a disgruntled blond becomes disillusioned with this website

a seductive hotdog wearing a blue sweater with a cat on it

a sad devil with yarn in his eyes

your lord and savior has appeared to you on a piece of toast

an angry young woman being wooed by a ninja-wizard and a genius