pointy baby carrot

Only the monopoly man can prevent forest fires by running the lit match away from the tree

i'm a rizz GOD, mo money, mo bitches, big schlong

dots arranged in the pattern of a poodle head

dots on the screen. if you squint it kind of looks like thomas the tank engine

invisible amogus

dots attempting but failing to spell out something, it looks more like a sad face and ice cream cone

sun is angry at the thought of fish and pink blobs

man in pink monkey suit swing from the vines. he's surprised that we caught him!

Apple store employee waves happily while an iphone grows out of his forehead. His shirt shows his nips off perfectly.

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Sean Connery as The Mask smoking a fat ass blunt.

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Larry ate the entire holiday ham like the giant asshat that he is.

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