Terezi can't see the pumpkin. She's blind, you asshole!

Nepeta discovers catnip.

Sollux can't find his glasses. Unaware to him, they are on his head. Silly Sollux.

A sarcastic remark made by a grumpy little camper.

A tiny armed baby hussie explains the basics of Homestuck.

Vriska thinks shes mario

Aradia is now a giant floating head with 2 legs attached. She is haunting John, who is now an emo kid named Egbred.

Gamzee dreams of being a father. He has 2 sons.

Since Jade and Dave are adults, they can do adult things. Like taxes.

Dave confirms that he is already a nerd in the third person

Dirk and Dave shop for eachother. Dave goes a bit overboard.

a beautiful diagram on the lifespan of a common fly.