Some slutty bitch wants to have sex with Sonic.

Sonic putting it in Tails' butt. Sonic's gotta go fast.So fast that Tails is alarmed. Gay is okay.

Tails, that guy from Sonic, doesn't approve of porn. Good for him.

A cat with a blue hat, a space ship, and a mushroom.

OHMYGOSH THAT'S CUTE. Cute little boy with bird feet works in a lab, that explains the bird feet.

Sad unicorn on the orange moon.

''Coats!'' Exclaims this fellow.

Little girl is afraid of a snake, she's sitting next to a pink lake. Get the fuck over it.

Sloths are really just nature's person.

Mario actually likes America, despite his heritage.

I hate you, don't text me bitch.

Snooki or Deena(Dena? Dina?). You know, from Jersey Shore.