How do skeletons always get their teeth so clean?
tomatoes don't understand rainbows.
Mexican jelly bean farmer decides that today.. he will harvest children instead
Natives worship the darndest things sometimes.
short fat anthropomorphic pickle god a gameboy from his mom but it wasn't blue like he wanted.
I am unable to write my paper because my table is huge and at a weird angle.
The chocolate monster is getting a bit pudgy.
Interplanetary chest-bump.